My Right Nipple
May 18th, 2008
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Let me first say that I had a picture that I was going to post, but at the begging of Sunette, I decided against it. Why would I put my right nipple on my blog? Because I apparently got bitten by a spider or something equally small and ferocious, right on it. It is sore as a got-down-sat-in-the-ditch, red as all get out and is kinda hard to the touch. I’m not sure how I got it, but I was rummaging through the storage room earlier in the day. Maybe it was a brown recluse, or a black widow. Either way I think I’ve got about 36 hours left, or my nipple’s going to fall off, one of the two. So anybody think I should get it checked out before my nipple and I part ways?
Categories: Science
